January 2012
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I was cutting my bangs, and my hand slipped and I accidentally cut off a bigish chunk. Yay. Now they’re too short/fluffy. This reminds me of my sophomore-year self. Blargleshnargle. I hate myself sometimes. Or at least my lack of bang-cutting abilities.
Jan 29th
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Is it sad that I woke up earlier today to someone blowing their nose? I heard this succession of obnoxiously loud honking noises and I get up only to hear a door slam close. That’s incredibly considerate - you avoid waking up your roommates and instead wake up the rest of the building with your REALLY LOUD NOSE-BLOWING. Come to think of it, you probably woke them up too since these doors...
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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My faith in humanity has been revived! Revived! Revived! Revived! Revived! Revived!
Jan 27th
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dear self,
STOP BEING PICKY. I KNOW YOU HATE MIDGETS/EVERYBODY, BUT SUCKS TO BE YOU. INITIATE MASS-EMAILS. Sincerely, Self TIQ: 19
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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This immediate feedback thing on my lab/problem sets makes me incredibly angry (if I wasn’t angry to begin with hohoho) and is rather discouraging because I hate being wrong. Today was full of anger. Everyone sucks. I’m trying to decide whether or not these things are worth my time - if others don’t bother replying my emails/phone calls, then should I not bother either? I AM...
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Apparently we have a “Math Cafe”. I don’t think those two words belong in the same sentence, let alone consecutively. OH WELL, WHATEVER FLOATS THEIR BOATS. TIQ Total Points: 10 And I’m going to get a lot tomorrow because I’ll be calling a lot of places… because NO ONE LIKES TO REPLY TO MY EMAILS AND I AM GETTING INCREDIBLY IMPATIENT SO I WILL CALL PEOPLE AND...
Jan 25th
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well well well
As opposed to Borscht-face’s anonymous hater, I’m not sure what I have exactly. A couple hours ago, when I returned to my room, I see a message on my normally blank white board saying, “Umm I love you!” … I’m not sure what to make of this message as I hate everyone on my floor and pretty much don’t talk to any of them unless it’s a courteous greeting...
Jan 25th
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I am in a tea-drinking mood. Someone recommend yummy tea to me. PLOX. I just realized how much I like light stuff, surprisingly enough. It’s probably to counter the flavor-packed junk that I shovel down my throat.
Jan 24th
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… I ate my last bag of onion rings. EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO CRY A RIVER. On the plus side (or is it the minus side since it’s kind of sandwiched between midterms IDKIZZLE), I’m going home on the first weekend of February to fix this darn cavity hole. YEPYEP. I AM HAPPY BECAUSE I CAN RESTOCK ON FOOD. WOW, this is rather counterproductive. I’m a horrible person. I’ll...
Jan 24th
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incredibly stupid story of the day
LOLLIPOP I ALREADY TOLD SOME PEOPLE AND THEY AGREED ON HOW INCREDIBLY STUPID I AM BAHAHAHA. So today was my second chem discussion of the quarter - it was canceled last week due to MLK day. Anyway, I woke up bright and early as I usually do and was debating on whether or not to go to class since it was yucky and rainy and I really didn’t want to bike in the cold rain. I went anyway since I...
Jan 24th
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don't laugh
For 17 years of my life, I thought heroine was spelled and pronounced heroline. It was only recently (about a year ago) that I realized how wrong I was. WHY NOT HAVE THE “L”. WITHOUT IT, IT LOOKS LIKE HEROIN. I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED FOR A HUGE PART OF MY LIFE AND NOW I WHENEVER I LOOK AT THE WORD HEROINE IT LOOKS REALLY WRONG BUT I KNOW IT’S RIGHT NOW. 
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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i really am a lot more productive at night.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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LOLLIPOP I found my RA in the bathroom and finally told her that my neighbors suck and I hate their music. I’m interested in seeing what she plans on doing to them, if she plans on doing anything at all. HOHOHO. TIQ POINTS +1 Total TIQ points: 9 Should I deduct a point for not going to the floor meeting (“Your Major, Minor, and Career”) right now? NAHH. I’m pretty sure...
Jan 23rd
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WatchWatch
soapbutter: greatbriton: youcantcancelquidditch: rippersgirl: the-vashta-nerada: The Reichenbach Fall Doomsday WOW, MAN. THAT DOOMSDAY MUSIC CAUSED ALL THESE FEELINGS THAT I THOUGHT DISSIPATED TO COME RUSHING BACK. Okay I’m over it now. 
Jan 23rd
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Whenever I tell myself I’m going to do work, I end up organizing something. This is the second time this school year that I’ve organized my iTunes/harddrive. Last time was during finals week LOLLIPOP I SUCK MANG. ANYTHING TO AVOID WORK, APPARENTLY.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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tiq may finally be taking off
Since I don’t qualify for fancy internships because of my freshmeat status, VOLUNTEERING IT IS. All of a sudden, after a couple days of constant Googling/interwebs searching and internal debates, I HAVE A BAJILLION THINGS I WANT TO VOLUNTEER FOR THAT PRETTY MUCH HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MAH MAJOR. OR ANYTHING AT ALL. WHAT IS THIS? SHARON WANTS TO GIVE BACK TO THE COMMUNITY? HOW UNUSUAL! HOW...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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I LIKE MY MATH CLASS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A GENIUS. There are probably kids in there smarter than me that don’t say anything ‘cause they know everything, but I like to feel superior when people ask questions that I feel like the answer is pretty obvious. OH, I’M SO VAIN. I NEED THINGS TO DO. I also wonder how long this now-unfilled cavity will hold out. My dentist said...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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SJDFLLDSKFJLKSDJ THERE IS A HOLE IN MY TOOTH AND I CAN FEEL IT. IS THIS ANOTHER CAVITY!? OR IS IT THE SAME CAVITY THAT I FILLED OVER WINTER BREAK!? AND THE FILLING POPPED OUT? LSKDJFLKDJ IT DOESN’T HURT THOUGH… BUT THERE’S A HOLE AND IT BOTHERS ME LSKDJFLKSJDFLKJLSDJFL WHAT IF IT’S SOMETHING BAD.
Jan 20th
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SOMETIMES, I WISH I WERE DEAF. OR AT LEAST SELECTIVELY DEAF. … THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE YELLED AT PEOPLE MORE THAN ONCE ON THE SAME DAY. THEY’RE REALLY NOT GETTING THE MESSAGE. LOLLIPOP, I COULD HEAR THEM THROUGH THE DOOR AS I KNOCKED, SAYING, “OH, IT’S SHARON AGAIN.” YEAH, I THINK IT MEANS SOMETHING IF I HAVE TO BOTHER YOU MORE THAN ONCE A DAY FOR YOU TO...
Jan 19th
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why you shouldn't go to med school →
emilyjang: I will have to look back at this someday and really ponder about this. Hmm. This is interesting. Being a doctor isn’t the reason why I would want to go to med school though… if I want to go to med school. Which I may not. Eh.
Jan 19th
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Stealing the crown jewels
Moriarty: I have an app for that
Sherlock: I have a deduction for that
John: I have a gun for that
Mycroft: I have a law for that
Lestrade: Not my division
Jan 19th
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I TOOK THREE INITIATIVES TODAY. THAT IS THREE MORE THAN I USUALLY TAKE. INITIATIVE IS NOW QUANTITATIVE. TIQTIQTIQTIQTIQ. I MAY TAKE A FOURTH INITIATIVE IF I WAKE UP IN TIME FOR MATH OFFICE HOURS EVEN THOUGH I DON’T REALLY NEED HELP RIGHT NOW BUT IT’S OKAY SUCKING UP IS COOL.
Jan 19th
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i really like saltine crackers
… now if only I had some fantastic elastic dip. Today in lit, we watched the 2011 Red Riding Hood. Hurr. We ended up having to sit through about 20-30 minutes of commercials prior to the film since some jerkwad decided to take the batteries out of the remote and the system didn’t have any other way of fast forwarding. LOLLIPOP WHAT. Anyway, within that 20-30 minutes, I learned many...
Jan 18th
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I FINALLY WATCHED THE REICHENBACH FALL. OH. OH. OH. I GET THE HYPE NOW. AND I GET THE GIFS GOING AROUND. YAY. WHAT ARE THESE FEELINGS. SKDJFKLSDJFLKSDJFLKSDJFLK. It would have had a lot more effect if I didn’t have to resort to laggy streams. Although why choose Lestrade as one of the three…? Doesn’t Molly count?
Jan 17th
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Listenborschtandburgers: sherlox: Sherlock theme...
Jan 17th
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ten percent off a cruise
There once was a really ugly song. The song was really, really long. It sounded like cats being beaten by bats, And the song ended in a loud gong. - July 15, 2010 This is my new hobby because I need a hobby to sound interesting. When people ask to read my works, THIS IS WHAT I SHALL SHOW THEM. I NEED A HOBBY.
Jan 16th
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yayayayayayayay
I made myself feel much better by watching useless things (like finally watching Charlie the Unicorn - I really don’t understand why it so many people like it) and replaying the fourth case of the first Ace Attorney game whooo. New cult. ⊙‿⊙ HURHURHUR. Cults should be extracurriculars. Then I’d actually have two. Good, pointless Saturday. Is it sad that I’m still in my break...
Jan 15th
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bahaha someone tell me why i find this so...
adults: you need to grow up and stop with the video games and anime
me: i challenge you to a duel
Jan 15th
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i am feeling very angry right now
I don’t really know why. But I think the world deserves to die. Now. It might be because my daddy told me to go find some internship or something, but I can’t because I don’t qualify for anything. And everyone’s retarded. And I think everything/everyone’s boring. The thing is that I’m pretty boring too. Eh. I hate everyone. I’m going to go eat a buttload...
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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I just reactivated my Maplestory account after they sent me that email telling me to reset my password. WHY DID I DO THAT. Now I have an urge to play, but I hate grinding (UNLESS IT’S SUPER-SPEED). And I forgot what level my mechanic was. Hmm. 
Jan 13th
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OKAY GUYS I LOOKED MORE INTO SHIPS
thesametoaster: superkianagalaxy: There are canon ships and there are non-canon ships. Some ships are really big and famous others are really small and obscure. and some ships are responsible for the pain and suffering of thousands. Oh man I’ve got a whole fleet of ships ouo THESE ARE MY KIND OF SHIPS, MAN.
Jan 13th
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FIRST TELLING-OF-THE-NEIGHBORS-TO-SHUT-UP OF THE YEAR! I AM OFF TO A GREAT START. WHOOOOOOO. On another note, my laptop shocked me. -______________________-
Jan 13th
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list of trivialities
TIQ… is going… not too well. I’ll prepare a list of stupid questions and go to everyone’s office hours next week. I’m going to initiate a conversation with the next nice-looking person sitting next to me. I will sit next to people instead of looking for three empty seats and sitting in the middle. If I tell everyone that I’m going to do something, then I...
Jan 12th
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AND THEN I REMEMBERED WHY I HATE MY FLOOR SO MUCH.
Jan 11th
Jan 11th
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I found my December advent calendar. I forgot to take it home over break. I HAVE 17 CHOCOLATES TO EAT TONIGHT’S GOING TO BE A GOOD NIGHT.
Jan 10th
"Wau" =/= "Wow"
musingsofthebigboo: Seriously. Please and thank you. I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE.
Jan 10th
i post a lot more when i'm in school
It’s probably because I post when I’m bored or when I have something to complain about. HURHURHUR. Anyway, it’s sho dry here. I’m getting shocked every time I touch a doorknob. And my chair. And pretty much anything. I should wear a rubber one-piece. Do they even make those. Last month, when I removed my bedsheet and mattress pad, you could hear the CRACKCRACKCRACKCRACK of...
Jan 9th
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I just realized I have morning classes every day that start at 7:30AM, 8:00AM, or 9:00AM. -_______________________________________________- How do people wake up so early everyday. Ehhhhh. And I still haven’t done any of my readings yet. It’s 2AM. Hurhurhur. So much for TIQ. Maybe I’ll just go to sleep. Erp. I suck.
Jan 9th