… now if only I had some fantastic elastic dip.

Today in lit, we watched the 2011 Red Riding Hood. Hurr. We ended up having to sit through about 20-30 minutes of commercials prior to the film since some jerkwad decided to take the batteries out of the remote and the system didn’t have any other way of fast forwarding. LOLLIPOP WHAT.

Anyway, within that 20-30 minutes, I learned many things about the sister of the girl sitting behind me and how the sister’s in middle school and reading Twilight and other things that I wanted to facepalm at. Then the girl sitting next to her started raving about how the movie we were about to watch was fantastic elastic and a really good movie, which made me want to facepalm even more when I actually watched it with the half-assed lines and terrible lighting. I feel like half the movie was shot the dark. Hurhurhur.

There’s another thing that has been bothering me about the movie too - the red hood. If your village were being attacked by a werewolf, wouldn’t you want to be as inconspicuous as possible? I’m sure the bright red cloak helps with that… a lot.

Oh. One more thing. Cologne and smoke do not mix well. FUTURE REFERENCE, KIDS.

HAHAHA SO MUCH FOR TIQ WHEN I JUST THINK EVERYONE SUCKS. I really like to talk badly about other people. I think I’d be all the Seven Deadly Sins rolled into one person. Oh. Except for Lust. With an emphasis on Anger.

This post wasn’t mean to be angry though.